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Sat Apr 25, 2009, 8:38 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: Elliott Smith
  • Drinking: Coffee.
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About me...

Mon Mar 23, 2009, 2:08 PM
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  • Drinking: Coffee.
I work too much. Waaaay too much.

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So, um...stuff.

Sat Jan 24, 2009, 11:59 AM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Drinking: Coffee.
1. I haven't picked up my digital SLR in ages. I have, however, been shooting pretty regularly with vintage rangefinders. Now I have a pile of film that I need to get developed.

2. We have a new president woot.

3. Vladimir Nabokov is an amazing writer. I am finishing up Pale Fire and am about to start Lolita and holy fuck this man has a gift for words.

4. Lost is back woot.

5. I work way too much.

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Diana

Sun Jan 4, 2009, 7:02 AM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Drinking: Pepsi.
1. Diana 154 up, 93 down
A girl with big boobs and an ass, usually blonde, great in bed, and although may seem stupid at times, is very intelligent, although she herself may not realize it.
"Hey, wutcha doing tonight?"
"haha, i got myself a Diana!"
"Niiice!!"



2. Diana 108 up, 81 down
somebody who extremly good looking and usually goes to a weird type of school (eg. a private school with boys and girls). a diana ALWAYS has loads of friends and bestie who knows her exreeeemly well. also has beautiful blonde hair which looks great in any other colour because it always shines, too. likes rock, metal, and many other......stuff and is occasionally obsessed with making earrings... unlike her earlier days when she was ALWAYS obsessed with making earrings. PLUS dianas most commonly have purple rooms and are way more awesome than ALL of you!
Guy 1: hey you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: the hot one with the awesomly shiney hair listening to her iPod? with the black top??
Guy 1: yeh her, thats Diana
Guy 2: damn shes beautiful!!
Bestie: back off you perverted freaks why dont you go look at eachother instead of staring at people who are WAAAY out of your league, JEEZ!
Guy 1&2: aaarrrrghh help scary hot chick!! run away!!



3. diana 16 up, 2 down
The most gorgeous girl you have ever seen.

She has big beautiful eyes and she is small but so cute that you want to pick her up

She smiles all the time and when she smiles it makes you want to smile

She's gorgeous shes is so Diana
Look at those beautiful eyes she is so Diana



4. Diana 123 up, 120 down
Completely strung out on caffiene so that words are unintelligible and rodent-like, muscle spasms are frequent, and random fascinations dominate speech and action, e.g. shiny objects, scarfs, capes, and magic tricks.
"I am so tired. I need to get diana so I can study for this exam."
OR
-"Hey, you want to go to the bars?"
-"I'mtoodianatogetdrunk!"



5. Diana 33 up, 90 down
1) A person who traps puppies under chairlegs, breaks windows with bowling pins, gets freaky monster-rashes on her wrist, is able to tan while wearing jeans, is worshipped by bugs (but not flies), eats mashed potatoes with peanut butter, and is more awesome than you.

2) The act of texting from 193820 different phone numbers.
"Hey dude, did you see Diana?"
"You mean that weird girl laying in the grass over there even though it's not sunny? Yeah, she's still there."
"Yo, did she text you?"
"She's totally Diana-ing me.. but i don't care, 'cause they make me happy."



6. diana 78 up, 205 down
Diana camera is a classic toy camera. A collectible item. It produces weird and dreamy pictures. Dianas have been manifactured somewhere around the 1960's in China.
A Holga is the contemporary Diana of toy cameras.


7. diana 107 up, 326 down
1) someone who adores goats
2) someone who owns a shoehorn
3) someone who doesn't listen to music
4) someone who can't dance well
1) She really likes goats, she's so diana.
2) Wow, that girl is so diana, she needs a shoehorn to take off her clothes.
3) I hate this song, i must be diana.
4) You can't dance for beans! You are soooo diana!!



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Sometimes hipsters piss me off.

Mon Dec 29, 2008, 1:27 PM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Drinking: Water.
The other night I braved Urban Outfitters in Filthydelphia so that I could get a $9 rug that matched my futon tapestry cover from the same store. I succeeded in my mission, but not without leaving the store in a significantly less cheerful mood than I had when I entered.
My problem wasn't the salespeople. They were helpful and friendly. It wasn't the music; it was better than the crap that gets played in most stores. The problem was basically the other customers.
Walking through that store, I was hard pressed to find a single female who wasn't clad in ugg boots, skinny jeans, and a keffiyeh, strutting around with some ridiculous chip on her shoulder like she was better than the rest of the world.
And although I really wanted to get my $9 rug, there were several moments when I almost walked out of the store because of the sheer magnitude of hipster bullshit surrounding me.
I was so tempted to storm up to one of the little punks, bitchslap her across the face, and tell her to grow up and chill the fuck out, because she wasn't half as damn special as she thought just she was just because she was listening to Vampire Weekend on her 16GB iPod touch that her Main Line Philly Snob parents bought her for Christmas.
God I hate hipsters sometimes.

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